Life without college is ….

# As interesting as watching paint dry.
# As shitty as a running nose.
# As dull as Monday mornings.
# As pissed as a fart in a vaccum cleaner.
# As slow as molasses in January.
# As snug as a bug in the rug.
# As weary as a dog without his master.
# As useless as a one armed juggler with an itchy arse.
# As sightless as an owl in the morn.
# As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
# As welcome as a fart in a telephone box.
# As exciting as watching the opera.
# As fast as Atalji’s speech.
# As empty as my head right now
# As dumb as my boss.
# As sickening as seeing a cannibal eat.
# As dead as a dodo.
# As bugging as those puny telemarketeers.
# As lifeless as Sunny Deol’s eyes.
# As rotten as Indian politics.
# As creepy as Ekta Kapoor’s serials.
# As dry as Bhatta’s bath towel.
# As nonsensical as this article.