Ultimate List of Funny Cortana Replies

by: - Last updated on: April 15th, 2014

Cortana might have been in works for a couple of years too long, but she has her sense of humor intact. Ever since Microsoft released the developer preview of Windows Phone 8.1, we’ve been stressing her out with our stupid questions, in a hope that Cortana slips up sometime. For most part, we found Cortana to be extremely funny and at times just brilliant. Below are some of her best quotes.

I asked Cortana about her nemesis, Siri.

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When I persisted with the question, she was like

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I tried to act smart a bit

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That was going nowhere, so I switched topics and asked her about Google.

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Ouch! That would hurt someone at Mountainview! But Cupertino was more lucky

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Thought of asking her about Android

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Then I asked her a couple of easy questions to make her feel comfortable

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Then got a bit personal

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She was fine with it, so thought of digging further.

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Right time to ask her about Bill & Steve

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She seemed to be in a good mood! Time to get a bit naughty

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She was gracious, so thought of putting her in dock a bit

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The ultimate question

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I thought of fooling around a bit more

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Had to push it a bit further

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I was getting bored

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And then Cortana cut me short asking a question, twice.

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I went full retard

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And Cortana wasn’t impressed

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I wanted let her go happy

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What’s the most hilarious reply you’ve got from Cortana? Do share with us in the comment section below!

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