Ultimate List of Funny Cortana Replies
Cortana might have been in works for a couple of years too long, but she has her sense of humor intact. Ever since Microsoft released the developer preview of Windows Phone 8.1, we’ve been stressing her out with our stupid questions, in a hope that Cortana slips up sometime. For most part, we found Cortana to be extremely funny and at times just brilliant. Below are some of her best quotes.
I asked Cortana about her nemesis, Siri.
When I persisted with the question, she was like
I tried to act smart a bit
That was going nowhere, so I switched topics and asked her about Google.
Ouch! That would hurt someone at Mountainview! But Cupertino was more lucky
Thought of asking her about Android
Then I asked her a couple of easy questions to make her feel comfortable
Then got a bit personal
She was fine with it, so thought of digging further.
Right time to ask her about Bill & Steve
She seemed to be in a good mood! Time to get a bit naughty
She was gracious, so thought of putting her in dock a bit
The ultimate question
I thought of fooling around a bit more
Had to push it a bit further
I was getting bored
And then Cortana cut me short asking a question, twice.
I went full retard
And Cortana wasn’t impressed
I wanted let her go happy
What’s the most hilarious reply you’ve got from Cortana? Do share with us in the comment section below!